I’m a loser… well, I lost my website anyhow!

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SAMANTHA IVEY delivers on the funny, but not on responsibility.  Her sister on the other hand delivers on BOTH.  Sam shows up for her shows, makes the audience bend over in pain from laughter, but can she remember to pay a simple website fee… I think not!  It’s not like she doesn’t have the money… she works so much she forgets she is supposed to go on vacation with me.

Here’s the deal… creative people suck at being organized!  But they put on a good show… visit Facebook to see where this IDIOT will be next!

This is SAMANTHA IVEY… HER BRAIN IS SOMEWHERE UP THERE!!!!

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We love her very much and I’m sure you will too.  Until she gets her act together I OWN HER WEBSITE WHICH MEANS I can update it whenever I want to and with whatever I deem appropriate, or rather whatever I most want to embarrass her with.

NAKED BABY PICS COMING SOON!!!!

P.S. SAMANTHA IVEY LOVES BIG BUTTS, SHE CANNOT LIE… TOO BAD SHE AIN’T FREAKING GOT ONE.